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Topic	den besten Witz der Welt
Comment	Also eigentlich hat es dieser Witz laut "Welt" ja nicht zum besten geschafft, aber er war einer der 30 Kanidaten, der einzige in der Orginalsprache und ich habe ihn nicht verstanden. A Polar Bear walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. "I'll have a whisky and coke ............ and some peanuts" said the Polar Bear, in a gruff voice. To which the bartender replied, "Why the big paws" Ist bestimmt ganz offensichtlich, aber ich muß ihn mir trotzdem erklären lassen. Bitte helft!
Author:	Angeyja	06 Nov 09 23:38

Comment		paws + pause = hört sich gleich an, beides paßt.
1	Author	Werner (236488)	06 Nov 09 23:47

Comment		show 'em yer cross...
2	Author	anorak unplugged	07 Nov 09 00:04

Comment		This sounds like a tired rehashing of "Why the long face?" - but then, I guess most jokes are tired rehashings of other ones.
3	Author	Lonelobo (595126)	07 Nov 09 03:40

Comment		What cheese do you use to hide a horse?
4	Author	anorak (489071)	07 Nov 09 09:42

Comment		Mascarpone!
5	Author	alineko	09 Nov 09 13:06

Comment		won teh prize for teh best joke in the 2009 Edinburgh Comedy Festival: "Those hedghogs, eh? Why can't they just share the hedges??"
6	Author	alineko	09 Nov 09 13:07

Comment		sorry for the 'tehs' blush
7	Author	alineko	09 Nov 09 13:08

Comment		The world's funniset joke is reputed to be one from Spike Milligan (which doesn't surprise me at all): Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
8	Author	MikeAL (457466)	09 Nov 09 17:11

Comment		Der beste Witz überhaupt ist Angies Frisur ;-) Nein, der hier ist der beste: I want to die like my grandfather. Peacefully in his sleep. And not screaming in terror like his passengers.
9	Author	B.L.Z. Bubb (601295)	09 Nov 09 17:13

Comment		den gibts aber auch in Deutsch..
10	Author	Lale	09 Nov 09 18:55

Comment		Was sind das denn fuer laue Kalauer? Gaeehhhn
11	Author	Mr. Dundon	09 Nov 09 19:05

Comment		Abschiedsszene am Bahnhof: "Liebst du mich?" "Aber Schatz, dein Zug fährt schon in fünf Minuten."
12	Author	Stravinsky (637051)	10 Nov 09 10:23

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